around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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