why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
And then he peed in my hair
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