do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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