talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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