Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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