remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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