He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Randomize
