And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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