Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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