do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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