Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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