Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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