either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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