I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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