Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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