I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
