her vagine was all disorganized.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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