Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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