yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Do vagina's smell?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Randomize
