Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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