i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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