bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
send nudes
from the living room?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
