I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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