i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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