she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Someone shattered a urinal.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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