Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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