You're so nebulous sometimes
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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