i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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