big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
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Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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