She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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