it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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