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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs

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• (310): View more from California

  She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad

  (224): View more from Illinois

  I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....

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