Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.