girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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