that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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