If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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