Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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