We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
God gave him joint rollers for hands
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
