yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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