So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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