we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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