We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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