I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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