and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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