we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
My life is pants optional.
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