that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
do herpes really smell.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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