Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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