he shaved USA in his pubs
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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