you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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