the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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