Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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