I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
We need to rekindle our bromance
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.