3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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