I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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