As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
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Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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