I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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