she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
